need another drink. this is the easiest way
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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