How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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