I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
