We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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