god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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