My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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