Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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