just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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