My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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