I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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