Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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