Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
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