i jhust puked up my retainher.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im about as happy as oj after his trial
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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