i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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