In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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