my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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