You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
