i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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