she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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