we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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