She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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