He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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