i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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