I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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