why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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