The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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