Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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