I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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