at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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