is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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