Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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