i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
either way he was missing a nipple.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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