Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
