Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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