im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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