There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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