Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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