Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
ok first of all what the fuck
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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