and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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