Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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