He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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