We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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