Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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