There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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