In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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