i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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