hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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