Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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