Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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