It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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