Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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