You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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