better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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