When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
