Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The power of my boobs compel you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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