Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize