Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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